Welcome to the humble, blatantly sarcastic, excuse for an abode that is How to Write Like a Boss. Obviously I should start by saying that this in no way bears any relation to Slim Thug, Lonely Island, or SNL's incarnations of the last three words of the phrase. But plainly put, this site aims at helping you, my dearest reader, (as well as generations of wistfully boss-minded would-be writers) to inevitably learn how to write like a no-shit, hands-down, full fledged boss in the most entertaining manner. I mean, who the hell says that the path to boss-dom should be paved with boring explanatory diatribes and littered here and there with splatterings of seemingly nonsensical outdated rules. No, sir! To write like a boss, that methodology simply won't do, I'm afraid.
But what in the name of Merry and Pippin's twat does writing like a boss entail? Certainly no less than your ordinary dosage of good old fashioned hard-ass work. For how else should one proceed? Perhaps it all boils down to this thing or that thing. But for the most part, I would like to think of it as needing the commitment of a creed. As to what that means, I shall discuss it soon enough in the entries to come. For now, I must bid you all an adieu!
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